no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
1st of September
straight boys dress like randomised sims
ah yes your average straight boy
i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it
so my real name is elizabeth and i used to go by liz, my friend sent me this.
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
CANT RISK IT
THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES
I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.
#the moment we all realized that Linda Tran #is actually a fucking BAMF
Dean’s fucking face tho
what do you mean Dean’s face? Kevin’s like - who the hell is my mom
Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney
Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek